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Are Malaysian guys gentlemen?

2006-02-25T16:25:00.000+07:00

Do you think Malaysian guys are gentlemen?
On Tuesday, there were 7 bags of electronic units from my department to be scrap. Usually the Technicians(guys) would do the job. The procedure: arrange with a Security officer, and he will escort the technician to the waste centre, which is about 5 minutes walking distance from our department.
So, my assistant was not aware of this procedure. He brought the units to the waste center only to find out they manage the waste every morning 8:30-9:00 A.M. So, I arranged with a security officer and got him to come the next at day 8:30A.M.
Next day, he was fasionably late, reached at 9:10. By that time all my guys were left to breakfast(we have unofficial break time between (9~9:30A.M.). I asked the two colleagues(A and B, both are guys!) who sat at my back for help. Both are glue to their computer screen, one was busy surfing net(not working related, it's friendster!), another one busy replying personal mail. Here goes the conversations:

me: A, can you please help to carry the units to store?
A: ha? you asked XXX , XXX, XXX to do larrrr......
me: B, can you please help.......??
A: wait lar.. u wait for them to come back lar......

Fine. I went to get a trolley. I met guy C.
me: C, can you please help....??
C: ha? you tell the guard u wanna go makan lar! you ask your guy to do lar..........

Speechless. Angry. I put all the units(~7kg, packed in plastic beg) on the trolley. I don't need any guy. I would do it myself. I managed to send all the units to store.

alright, I am not pretty. Though as tall as Amber chia, I am not even come close to her.

Nor do I look like this.

Yes everyone knows I have a boyfriend, but do I deserve all these? Guys, just say " I don't want to help". Why ah chi ah chor??
Ta ma de.

how long does it take to build a flyover/bridge?

2006-02-25T13:40:00.000+07:00

OK. My major is electronic engineering, I am not a civil engineer. But, any Tom and Dick, from common sense, will be able to tell you, that it doesn't take 4 years to build a flyover, right?? Look at the screenshot above. There are taken from near Malim, Melaka, Malaysia. The flyover project started about four years ago, until today, it is still under construction!!! The unfinished path blocks my way home, I have to make one big U-turn to reach my home in Malim. What de F***!

The U-turn(**arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!**):

Let's take a look of the bridge built about 2km away from this under-construction-dunno-when-can-finish-flyver.

Well, it took them about 6 months to build the bridge from scratch . I am really confused:
The time needed:
to build a flyover > n years, n equals or greater than 4, n might be equal to infinity
to build a bridge = 0.5 year
why?? why?? why?????

The sex scandal and Malaysian bloggers : SAD

2006-02-23T00:48:00.000+07:00

OK, so most of you must have heard of the poor Singapore girl sex scandal. To cut the story short, it was about a female student in singapore who captured the love scene between her and her boyfriend on video on her phone. Later someone stole her phone, and post the video online.
I went to a popular Malaysian blog.To my greatest shock, the author who wrote about the same story, offers the download link to the video. Is he encourating people to download the video? i dunno. Please judge from the screenshot.
what I can say is, I feel truly sorry for the girl, but more sad for this blogger. Have you got the least simpathy for this girl? It is as though she hasn't got enough publicity. But, heck, this is the hot topic, and it is a good and cheap way to drive traffic to blogs and make some $$$. Shame on you! Imagine someone did this to your mother, your sister, or your girlfriend.Jee, I couldn't agree more with you.

The Obedient Malaysia Drivers (NOT!!!)

2006-02-19T00:11:00.000+07:00

How long do you spend on the road daily? Not quite long for me, but driving in bolehland roads is certainly an experience of the life time. Here you will find the most reckless drivers in the world - even motorcyclists. It is no surprise why the fatal incidents are high during festivities, not entirely because of the road conditions - admit it fellow Malaysians, you guys are just a bunch of boh tak chek drivers.

I've driven in many cities in bolehland, but the driving experience in Penang is by far the most thrilling, most frustrating, most tulan, most pek chek, ah whatever. Penang road users are made up of a bunch of no-brain idiots who are either visually impaired or have their brain stuff right in the asshole (hey what you expect? They kasi duit kopi to get the license to kill on the road okay?!?!??). Some of their special characteristics:

- Make a right turn with left signal light on (vice versa of coz),
- The never-give-a-damn motorcyclists who listens to the phone when riding (they think they are damn cool)
- Drivers who manoeuver on the road that points middle finger to you when you siong them, while you never know they have parang or beer bottles to smash your head whenever they like
- Siok siok park anywhere as if it's their father's road
- Ability to trasform 2-lane jalanraya into 3 lanes (sometimes 4)
- keh poh ci during accident, making the road jam like f**k just because people want to see the number plate of the crashed cars/bikes to buy 4D

OK enough talking, actually I just want to show you some of the mentally retarded drivers on how their park their cars (sorry ah, very tulan because almost bang by one bastard just now). Yeah you guess it - I didn't mask the numbers because I want to make the drivers sia sui kau kau. paiseh lar, you sendiri cari pasai one.

Strictly no parking = tak boleh park !!!

Lesen kopi

Another lesen kopi

Sohai? Otak terencat? Buta? You judge.

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2006-02-18T21:36:00.000+07:00

Both pictures are taken in Malaysia Fo Guang Shan in Kuala Langat. During chinese new year, many visited the temple. Hence, there were shortage of seats. So, look what this uncle did. He sat on a rock in the area marked "No Entry".
Wah lao eh...... what is this????? You don't read? please refer to the picture at left, I have enlarged it for you. Gosh....................................!!!! If everyone does like you, do you think the flowers and grass can survive?????